The Thing with Being an International Baby...

The thing with being an international baby is 

that there are always relatives living far away no matter where you live.

Sometimes that relative is your favorite Aunt on your mommy's side.

And that's pretty tragic because your favorite Aunt on your mommy side might be a real nice Aunt.

The right thing to do in that case would be to pick up mommy's phone

and to FaceTime your Aunt.

And to slobber all over the place.

Ideally on your mama's phone.

My mama said that she wished there were a scent function on FaceTime

so that daddy could smell how stinky my diapers are,
but that's just silly because then daddy would never want to come home!
Perhaps all my stinky diapers are making her stupid in the brain.

Have fun FaceTiming all ye international babies out there!